March 2012
47 posts
The United States of America on college education
- Student: I'm not going to go to college because I don't want to go into debt.
- USA: YOU USELESS PIECE OF SHIT. YOU'RE GOING TO AMOUNT TO NOTHING YOU FUCKING SCUMBAG. YOU'RE THE REASON WHY MY TAXES ARE SO HIGH.
- Student: I'm just going to attend a small community college instead.
- USA: HAHAHA YOU WERE TOO STUPID TO GET INTO A GOOD UNIVERSITY. ENJOY YOUR MCDONALD'S DIPLOMA.
- Student: I attended a four year university and received a diploma in a field I am interested in. Now I am $50,000+ in debt.
- USA: YOU DUMBASS. WHY THE FUCK DID YOU GO TO COLLEGE WHEN YOU KNOW YOU COULDN'T AFFORD IT? YOU DIDN'T EVEN CHOOSE A USEFUL MAJOR EITHER. GOD PEOPLE LIKE YOU MAKE ME SICK.
- sigh...
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lifelessinthevoiWhat is your middle name? Don’t have one :/
What are you passionate about? Art and languages
Zebra or leopard print? Never done either so idk
Do you have any fears? I’m sure
Silver or gold? Silver
Top three places to visit. Japan, Europe (because it covers so many) and New Zealand!
How many siblings do you have? 1 bro 2 sis’
Where are you from? The Great Lakes
First career you wanted as a child: Archaeologist or paleontologist
What’s your sign? Capricorn
Future names of your children: Psh who wants kids at my age
What are you listening to right now? Hate Crime - Austra (Thanks Tumblr!)
Do you believe in fate/destiny? To some degree
What are your career goals? Photographer
What is your favorite color? Violet
What is your favorite flower? Poppy
What was the first concert/show you attended? MSI!!!!!!!!!!
Something you are working on right now: 366 project
Have you ever had a near-death experience? Nah my life is too boring for that much excitement
Are you a procrastinator or do you get things done early? I think I’ll answer this one tomorrow
Left or right handed? Left handers are a bunch of weirdoes
TV Shows and anime you watch regularly. Don’t watch TV but I’m starting season 4 of True Blood atm and my list of anime is too long to post but I just watched Sket Dance
Halloween costume idea for this year? I should probably get on it
What is your relationship status? Forever Alone -_-
Last movie you just watched. The Woman in Black
Your best friend’s name. I love my friends
A song that’s been stuck in your head. Televators by The Mars Volta
A book you want to read/have recently read. I read The Hunger Games a while back, should probably read more.
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